The Homeschool Kids who Don't do Anything

"We Are the Homeschool Kids Who Can't Do Anything"

- sung to the tune of theVeggie Tales "Pirates" song.

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We are the homeschool kids who can't do anything
We just stay at home and do our work
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we can't do anything!

Well we can't pass notes in math class
and we've never bought a school lunch
and we've never had our homework eaten by the family dog
and we've never had a hall pass
and we've never owned a locker
and we've never had detention after school

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Well we've never been suspended
and we've never missed the school bus
and we've never got a fat lip from the bully down the hall
we've never seen the school nurse
and we've never slapped erasers
and we've never had detention after school

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we've never changed for P.E.
and we've never had a swirlie
and we've never had a teacher that we didn't like at all
and we've never had supply lists
and we've never answered roll call
and we've never had detention after school

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But we've often taken field trips
and we go to school in pj's
and we often do our work while sitting on our favorite couch
and we finish school by lunchtime
and we find our books on ebay
and we don't have any homework after school

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The author is Zac G. and the original words can be found here<http://dpenguin.com/blog/?p=498> .